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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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