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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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