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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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