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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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