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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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