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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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