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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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