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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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