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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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