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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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