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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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