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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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