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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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