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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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