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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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