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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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