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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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