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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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