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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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