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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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