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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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