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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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