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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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