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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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