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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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