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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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