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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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