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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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