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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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