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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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