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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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