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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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