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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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