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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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