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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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