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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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