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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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