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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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