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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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