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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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