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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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