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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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