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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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