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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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