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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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