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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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