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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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