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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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