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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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