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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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