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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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