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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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