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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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