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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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