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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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