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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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