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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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